Magic Holograms

Today, I am at the Bribie Island Triathlon. Normally at these events I see many hologram bracelets for sale in merchandise stands. While they are for sale, they are not on prominent display. Hopefully this means the retailers are catching on to how bad these products are. The down side is, I have never seen so many of these bands being worn by competitors. Normally, I would see see around half a dozen and would consider ten sightings to be unusual. Today, I lost count with the number being at least thirty, probably much more. Perhaps I need to rally local skeptics to come and do demonstrations to show up how bad these holograms are. I have decided to make of a shirt that says "MAGIC HOLOGRAM BRACELET WINS SHONKY AWARD", or something to that effect.